The Foo Weather Report

“Everybody talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it.”
-Charles Dudley Warner

“Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.”
-Kin Hubbard

“Bad weather always looks worse through a window.”
-unknown

“WEATHER, n. The climate of the hour. A permanent topic of conversation among persons whom it does not interest, but who have inherited the tendency to chatter about it from naked aboreal ancestors whom it keenly concerned.”
-Ambrose Bierce

“Conversation may be compared to a lyre with seven chords - philosophy, art, poetry, love, scandal, and the weather.”
-Anna Brownell Jameson

“There is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.”
-John Ruskin

“I’ve lived in good climate, and it bores the hell out of me. I like weather rather than climate.”
-John Steinbeck

“All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.”
-unknown